| boy: | shit baby you're so wet already |
| girl: | that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something |
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Patrice Bergeron hugs Zdeno Chara during the ceremony to honor his 1000th career game before the game against the Tampa Bay Lightning at the TD Garden on March 27, 2012.
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See? It’s ok Henrik. You still win cause you fine as hell.
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Hockey Questions
| 1. Favorite hockey team: | |
| 2. Favorite player: | |
| 3. Favorite rivalry: | |
| 4. Least favorite team: | |
| 5. First NHL game: | |
| 6. Who you want to win the Stanley cup this year: | |
| 7: | What jerseys do you own: |
| 8: | Favorite captain: |
| 9: | Best bromance: |
| 10: | A player you ship yourself with: |
| 11: | Do you watch junior hockey? |
| 12: | Best hockey memory: |
| 13: | A hockey game your excited for: |
| 14: | Best looking jerseys: |
| 15: | What player would you like to me best friends with? Why?: |
| 16: | NHL crush: |
| 17: | Favorite hockey blog(s): |
| 18: | Favorite junior team: |
| 19: | Favorite coach: |
| 20: | Have you ever seen or touched the Stanley Cup: |
| 21: | Have you met any players? When and how? |
| 22: | Who do you think the best player in the NHL is? |
| 23: | World championship or world juniors: |
| 24: | What Olympic team do you root for: |
| 25: | Favorite rookie: |
| 26: | Who do you think is the best goalie? |
| 27: | If you do play hockey what position do you play?/ If you played what position would you play? |
| 28: | Favorite goal song: |
| 29: | Thoughts on punk bunnies: |
| 30: | Have you ever jumped a bandwagon? If so what team and when? |
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